Morning commute

A recap of our conversation on the way to work today...
Mommy applying lipgloss
Cal: "Mommy, what's that? I want some."
Mommy: "Oh, lipgloss is for girls. Boys don't wear lipgloss. Boys wear chapstick."
Mommy digs in purse for chapstick. Finds and removes cap. Hands back to Cal.
Cal applies librally to chin.
Mommy: "Oh, bud. It goes on your lips. Like this."
Mommy demonstrates puckered lips. Cal puckers; finds lips. Hands stick back to Mommy.
5 minutes later...
Cal: "Mommy, I want glue stick."
Mommy: "What?"
Cal repeats: "Mommy, I want glue stick!"
Mommy: "Oh, bud. You mean CHAP stick."
Cal wipes sticky chin. Grins.